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bunjywunjy:

I just looked up african pygmy mice for the first time today and ahhehee ohoohoo hoooo

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LITTLE.

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forestslut:

blujayonthewing:

unclefather:

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they’re not even his teeth

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infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

guy who takes off his binder like this

i forgot the picture guy who takes off his binder like this

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meanie–zucchini:

“frodo wouldnt have gone far without sam”

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i love the ending of two towers, these two are so dear to my heart

Anonymous said:

best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.

felix-the-lemon-king:

felix-the-lemon-king:

This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭

Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,

gaybichon:

my client just said “there’s bigger fish to fight” which is objectively a much better idiom

there is precisely one thing that i miss about twitter now that i have exorcised it from my life and that is the high volume of quality birdposting accounts

glanced at twitter earlier and had a long, confused moment of knowing something i could not place was off with the ui before noticing they changed “retweet” to “repost”. why would you call it that lmao since when has “repost” meant anything but “steal content”. that word was already taken get a new one

dib-membranes-hair-scythe:
“spenspens:
“itsapmseymour:
“liathepenguinologist:
“the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a...

dib-membranes-hair-scythe:

spenspens:

itsapmseymour:

liathepenguinologist:

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

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I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.

@athos-tutors

mikothemushroom:

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They’re so :((


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